if America cared about shooting people, we'd be invading Chicago (bringing back the rest of the Constitution)

September 2013

"The United States has no choice but to attack Syria because Dictator Bashar al-Assad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before, he was just killing them with bullets. But if America cared about shooting people, we'd be invading Chicago." –Stephen Colbert

"President Obama is trying to get congressional approval before we attack Syria. And if that works, there's talk we might even consider bringing back the rest of the Constitution." –Jay Leno

"President Obama is pretty clever. Did you see what he is doing to get Congress to approve the attack? He told them Syrian President Assad supports Obamacare." –Jay Leno

"About $30 million in $100 bills had to be destroyed because of a printing problem. Isn't that unbelievable? The only thing we know how to do right in this country is print money and we screw that up." –Jay Leno

"Today during the hearing on Syria, John McCain was caught playing poker on his smartphone. I was like, 'What? John McCain knows how to use a smartphone?'" –Craig Ferguson

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