David Letterman's "Top Ten John McCain Excuses"
(after he got caught playing poker on his iPhone during
a Senate hearing on Syria)
10. "Leave me alone -- I'm a hundred years old"
9. "Can't gamble in casinos since getting caught counting cards"
8. "Relax, it's just a war hearing"
7. "Is Reagan upset?"
6. "I was on the phone with IBM headquarters in Dallas"
5. "Still able to pay attention to hearings on Iraq or Iran or whatever"
4. "At least it wasn't some sissy game like 'Bejeweled'"
3. "Someone has to win back our $17 trillion"
2. "Better idea than Palin"
1. "Calm down, it wasn't strip poker"
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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