the only good thing that happened to him was Brad Pitt playing him on Saturday Night Live (because they’re high)

June 2021

“There has been an about-face on cannabis from Amazon, which announced support for a federal bill that would decriminalize marijuana and pledged to stop screening workers for THC. Which kinda sucks for those workers, because the urine test was the only bathroom break they got at Amazon.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“I wonder if they’ll also take a different approach to what they sell, because right now if you want to buy a pipe to smoke out of, you have to search ‘creative useful small gadgets’ or ‘portable small tools’. Which makes no sense, because 40% of the stuff people buy on Amazon is because they’re high.” —Jimmy Kimmel

Here are some of the chaotic requests lobbed at Dr. Anthony Fauci during the height of the Covid storm last spring, drawn from a trove of emails acquired by the Freedom of Information Act and published separately by the Washington Post and BuzzFeed on Tuesday. The emails sent to the top US infectious disease expert included numerous inquiries from celebrities and ordinary people offering advice and asking silly questions, such as whether hydrogen peroxide could be used as a cure, or whether jewelry bought in China could transmit Covid. This poor Dr. Fauci – the only good thing that happened to him was Brad Pitt playing him on Saturday Night Live.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”