It looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the My Pillow (telling him the virus ovulates)

August 2020

“President Trump called Kamala Harris a ‘mad woman’. Man, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the My Pillow.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump’s tough on the phone, but if he really had guts, he’d say all that on ‘The View.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Sleepy Joe and the Mad Woman. Sounds like the best indie band. It actually sounds like a band Morrissey would join after The Smiths.” —James Corden

“At this point, our best shot at Trump attacking Covid is someone telling him the virus ovulates.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Conservative pundits on Fox News are struggling to demean Kamala Harris, saying she’s too telegenic, but also too ambitious. The pick was surprising, then it was boring. She incarcerated too many black and brown people as California’s attorney general, but is too soft on crime. Poor Republicans, they’re so confused. Honestly, it’s kind of cute watching Republicans flail around trying to figure out the right talking points. It’s like when a litter of puppies is born but they haven’t opened their eyes yet.” —Trevor Noah

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”