Am I the only one who thinks that doesn't sound so bad? (Why don't we just give them Florida?)

August 2011

"The United States' credit rating was downgraded to AA+. Am I the only one who thinks that doesn't sound so bad?" –Jimmy Kimmel

"We owe China more than a trillion dollars. Why don't we just give them Florida?" –Jimmy Kimmel

"President Obama said that even though we've been downgraded, we're still a AAA nation. Unfortunately, he meant in the minor league baseball sense." –Jimmy Kimmel 

"A new poll shows that disapproval of Congress is at an all-time high. Eighty-two percent of Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing and the other 18 percent weren't home when the question was asked." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Wall Street got so hammered today Ronnie and The Situation tried to have sex with it." –Jimmy Kimmel

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