We have a clinic that can cure you of that! (If it ain't broke, it will be by Tuesday)

July 2011

"Someone said President Obama was wrong for telling the American people to call their representatives about the debt ceiling. If there's one thing that congressmen hate, it's being told what to do by the people that put them there." –Jay Leno

"As they say in Washington, 'If it ain't broke, it will be by Tuesday.'" –Jay Leno

"New Jersey governor Chris Christie was released from the hospital today. Good news. I guess he had some blockage or something. He told reporters he feels "fabulous." When Michele Bachman's husband heard that, he said, "We have a clinic that can cure you of that! We can fix that." –Jay Leno

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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”