“The president is said to be so upset about recent polls that show him losing bigly to Joe Biden, he’s hired a consulting firm to challenge the results of the polls. And that’s a bad sign. If you think he won’t contest the election if he loses, he won’t even accept a meaningless poll he’s losing. They are going to have to drag him out of the White House by his heels.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“One poll has Joe Biden up by 14 points. So Sugar Daddy Vlady has a lot of work cut out for him.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“These polls are a tough reality to face, and like all reality, Trump is denying it.” —Stephen Colbert
“Ouch. Right now, the only thing lower than Trump’s approval rating is his underground bunker.” —Jimmy Fallon
“If Trump’s looking for someone to blame, he should check out his reflection in the riot shields, because that new poll also says that 61 percent disapprove of his handling of the protests. That’s not fair. He’s handling them just as well as he handles a bible.” —Stephen Colbert
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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