Hasta la vista, half of my stuff (two weeks of living in pampered luxury)

"The TSA is being criticized for checking 2-year-olds at airport security. People say 2-year-olds can't be terrorists — unless you're sitting next to one on a flight." –Jay Leno

"The royal couple is finally heading to their honeymoon for two weeks of living in pampered luxury, followed by a lifetime of . . . the same." –Craig Ferguson

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver are separating after 25 years of marriage. Arnold issued a statement saying, 'Hasta la vista, half of my stuff.'" –Craig Ferguson

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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