Unless I’m president. In which case, I believe the exact opposite (There’s no one better at using the internet than him)

“And by the way, before he takes too much credit for this, Donald Trump should probably read these tweets from someone named Donald Trump who in 2012 tweeted, ‘Obama deserves much less credit for the killing of Bin Laden. The praise goes to our brave military intelligence officers.’ ‘Why don’t we ask the Navy SEALs who killed bin Laden? They don’t seem to be happy with Obama claiming credit. All he did is say O.K.’ ‘And stop congratulating Obama for killing Osama bin Laden. The Navy SEALs killed bin Laden.’ See? There’s no one better at using the internet than him.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“What’s amazing to me is not only the fact that there’s an old Trump tweet for everything, but also how many there are. All of his tweets should have come with an automatic disclaimer at the bottom that said, ‘Unless I’m president, ha ha. In which case, I believe the exact opposite.’” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”