It makes me think of a magical place that becomes less comfortable over time (bad guessers)

I like playing guitar when I do my jokes. I actually started playing guitar quite a while ago as a street performer. It was difficult though because I was in the suburbs. There wasn’t a lot of foot traffic. --Demetri Martin

There is a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I love that name Futon World. It makes me think of a magical place that becomes less comfortable over time. --Demetri Martin

I was on the train and I heard this guy say to his friend, “Man I'm really good at checkers.” Which is the same as saying, “Man, I’m not good at a lot of things.” --Demetri Martin

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.  Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. --Demetri Martin

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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