“[Colbert Imitating Trump] What do you mean, Lt. Col. Vindman is an immigrant? I didn’t know those came in white. You know what? He must be — it must be some sort of Man-lania.” —Stephen Colbert
“Lt. Col. Alexander S. Vindman, says he reported Trump’s Ukraine call out of a ‘sense of duty’ to the country. To which Trump said, ‘a sense of what to the who?’” —James Corden
“Lt. Col. Vindman has a Purple Heart and he has a Harvard degree — or as Trump put it, ‘Psh, who are you going to believe: him or me?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“But what does Lt. Col. Vindman know? He’s just a decorated war veteran. He’s never even bankrupted a casino.” —James Corden
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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