Call this number and tell them Pelosi sent you (the sock on the doorknob)

"In an interview with ABC, President Obama said he has to do something about the bags under his eyes. In response, Nancy Pelosi was like, 'Call this number and tell them Pelosi sent you.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama's approval rating just hit an all-time low of 42 percent. To put that in perspective, the cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo has an approval rating of 43 percent." –Jimmy Fallon

"Bill Clinton is writing the introduction to a novel by a former college roommate. He says, "Thanks for always respecting the sock on the doorknob, bro." –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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