it will suggest you stop kidding yourself (This according to her vaginas suicide note)

A twenty year old woman in Bangladesh with two uteruses, gave birth to twins twenty-six days after giving birth to her first child. This according to her vaginas suicide note. --Colin Jost, SNL

McDonald’s has announced plans for new digital menus at their drive-thrus that will offer customers suggestions based on what they order. For example, if you order a salad, it will suggest you stop kidding yourself. --Colin Jost, SNL

It was reported that Nicolas Cage is filing for an annulment four days after getting married in Las Vegas. Read all about it this month’s issue of “That sounds about right.” --Colin Jost, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”