standing up during a funeral and yelling, "You guys, we're engaged!" (Trump proposed to Jeff Bezos)

The federal government has now been shut down for exactly four weeks. It's a big deal, 'cause if your government shutdown lasts longer than four weeks, you're supposed to call a doctor. --Jimmy Fallon

But the government's been shutdown for 28 days. At this point, the shutdown has lasted longer than anyone who's ever worked at the White House. --Jimmy Fallon

And it seems like there's no end in sight to the shutdown. You can tell Trump's desperate to get money for his wall, 'cause earlier today, he proposed to Jeff Bezos. --Jimmy Fallon

I saw that lately, a bunch of Democrats have announced that they're running for President during the shutdown. Might want to wait. I mean, it's like standing up during a funeral and yelling, "You guys, we're engaged!" --Jimmy Fallon

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