Look it's that thing from Schoolhouse Rock! (Another fiscally responsible republican)

According to a new survey this year the most popular name for boys is Michael.  And coincidentally the most popular name for people being sued by boys is also Michael. --Conan O’Brien 9/16/2004

In preparation for his inaugural tomorrow President Bush visited the National Archives and he was shown an original copy of the US Constitution. When Bush saw the Constitution he said, “Look it's that thing from Schoolhouse Rock.” --Conan O’Brien 1/19/2005

Starbucks announced this week that from now on new Starbucks employees will be required to go through 32 hours of training to work at Starbucks. The first hour Starbucks employees learn how to make a cup of coffee then the next 31 hours they learn how to charge four dollars with a straight face.  --Conan O’Brien 3/11/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”