Do you have a good lawyer? Asking for a friend (It's God's Plan)

Actually I read that Trump is now considering former New Jersey governor Chris Christie for the Chief of Staff  job. Not a bad idea. The White House would get a chief of staff and a Santa for the office holiday party. --Jimmy Fallon

The White House made a job application for the chief of staff position. And I think you can tell Trump wrote some of the questions himself. For example, first it asked, "Where do you see yourself in five indictments?" Then there's, "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in the book you write after you're fired?" And finally, "Do you have a good lawyer? Asking for a friend." --Jimmy Fallon

The other day, a woman in Pennsylvania gave birth in a Taco Bell parking lot. But this is nice. Instead of a blanket, the manager wrapped the baby in a soft flour tortilla. --Jimmy Fallon

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