Could have been worse. I could have been sentenced to be White House Chief of Staff (that's like, 20 years)

Guys, if you're watching from home, you're in for a great show. If you're watching from jail, then you probably work for the president. --Jimmy Fallon

That's right today was the big sentencing hearing for Trump's former lawyer, Michael Cohen. He got 36 months in prison, or as Trump puts it, “that's like, 20 years.” --Jimmy Fallon

Michael Cohen got three years for arranging illegal hush-money payments for Trump. But Cohen said, "Could have been worse. I could have been sentenced to be White House Chief of Staff." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”