"Kind of a scandal brewing for presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani. Yesterday, a top aide to Rudy Giuliani was busted for possessing and distributing cocaine. When asked about it, Giuliani said, 'Cocaine? I asked him to get me Rogaine.'" --Conan O'Brien
"In an essay published on Friday, Fidel Castro said the U.S. will never have Cuba. Never have? We already have. It's called Miami." --Jay Leno
"Do you know who's being suggested as the next Commissioner of Baseball after he leaves office? President Bush. He's a big baseball fan. President Bush, Commissioner of Baseball? And you thought the games would never end now." --Jay Leno
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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