"New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is leaving the Republican Party and becoming an Independent, possibly to prepare for a White House run. Well nice try, Bloomberg. You can't just choose to be Independent. It's not like being gay." --Stephen Colbert
"I really wanted to like this Bloomberg character. I mean, he's an eccentric billionaire who lives on an island [on screen: Manhattan]. For all we know, he hunts the most dangerous game -- man. But it's impossible for me to like him because the guy is just a flip-flopper. Eight years ago, he was a Democrat with a staunch pro-choice, pro-gun control, pro-gay rights agenda. Then he changed to a Republican with a staunch pro-choice, pro-gun control, pro-gay rights agenda. Now he suddenly switched to an Independent with a staunch pro-choice, pro-gun control, pro-gay rights agenda. Is there nothing this guy believes in? Plus, not a Democrat, not a Republican? Mayor Bloomberg, how can I launch partisan attacks at you if you don't have any partisans?" --Stephen Colbert
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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