"You know, he really is adorable. He shouldn't be our
president. He should be our mascot." --Jon Stewart, watching Bush at the Olympics
"Bush did sit down with the premiere Olympic sportscaster
of all time, Bob Costas, to discuss what he thought was so weird about the
invasion [on screen: Bush saying he thought it was odd Russia invaded Georgia
during a time when the world is promoting 'peace and harmony,' and that there
needs to be 'international mediation there']. Yes. Sometimes international
mediation can solve conflicts. That's President Bush winning the preliminary
heat in the 200 meter lack of self-awareness dash [on screen: Bush saying
America doesn't seem to have any problems]. I think that might be our biggest
problem." --Jon Stewart
"John Edwards, presidential aspirant and author of the
famed claim that there are two Americas, was apparently only faithful to his
wife in one of them. Apparently he didn't realize that the National Enquirer had reporters stationed in the other
America, where he was, in fact, banging his videographer." --Jon Stewart
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
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