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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

And today, God said... (rabbit bachelorette parties)



The big day finally arrived. BeyoncĂ© gave birth to twins this weekend. And this is surprising: Their names are Kevin and Linda. –Seth Meyers
Two Australian farmers recently created a kind of vodka made from carrots. It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to rabbit bachelorette parties. –Seth Meyers
"She said at her church, Governor Palin, said she asked everyone to pray for a natural gas pipeline, which she said was God’s will. And today, God said, "Hey lady, I don't deal with oil companies. That's more Satan's area.'" --Jay Leno




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