The big day finally
arrived. Beyoncé gave birth to twins this weekend. And this is surprising:
Their names are Kevin and Linda. –Seth Meyers
Two Australian
farmers recently created a kind of vodka made from carrots. It’s the best thing
that’s ever happened to rabbit bachelorette parties. –Seth Meyers
"She said at her church, Governor Palin, said she asked
everyone to pray for a natural gas pipeline, which she said was God’s will. And
today, God said, "Hey lady, I don't deal with oil companies. That's more
Satan's area.'" --Jay Leno
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