"Oh
my gosh, how about Hillary
Clinton and Barack Obama? It's getting exciting now, isn't it? And
it looks like now Hillary Clinton is trailing Barack Obama, and so Hillary's
campaign – is in a little bit of desperation now. And, earlier today, she fired
her campaign manager - were you aware of this? Yep, she also fired her pantsuit
designer, Charles of Chappaqua." --David Letterman
"But
Hillary replaced her campaign manager - Patti Doyle was her name - and she
hired in her place Maggie Williams. So, for the first time, Hillary now is
juggling more women than Bill." --David Letterman
"Last night, Barack Obama won a Grammy
for his audio book. He's on a roll! 'What did you do over the weekend?' 'I won
four primaries and a Grammy.' He beat four nominees, including Bill Clinton's
audio book. Barack Obama beating a Clinton? They're getting kind of used to
that. I've heard Bill's audio book - it's not that good. It's two hours of
heavy breathing." --Craig Ferguson
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