A man ate 409
chicken wings to become champion of Philadelphia’s Wing Bowl over the weekend,
which was unfortunately too many words to fit on his tombstone. –Seth Meyers
On Saturday, Trump
faced his third weekend straight of nationwide protests, including at his Palm
Beach resort, Mar-a-Lago, where he was staying. Will the protests get to Trump?
Well, a longtime ally, Roger Stone, told Politico, “Donald used to come and go
as he pleases, and now he can’t and he has protesters on top of that.
Mar-a-Lago is like an oasis for him. But if he feels he can’t go there to
unwind, I wonder if it will make him go crazy.” Make him go crazy? Has this
been the sane version of Trump this whole time? –Seth Meyers
On
Sunday, a deputy White House press secretary told CBS News, “Trump has some
meetings and may play a few holes of golf.” Which isn’t a big deal. All
presidents play golf. It’s a presidential sport. You wouldn’t want your
president playing football.” Though, if Trump did, that would explain the
concussion symptoms. –Seth Meyers
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