Everyone watch the
Super Bowl last night? Incredible. Full of surprises. The biggest comeback in
Super Bowl history. Atlanta hasn’t been burned this badly since 1864. –Stephen
Colbert
The Falcons were
running away with it. I almost turned it off. It was 28-3. Then in the third
quarter, FBI Director James Comey announced he was opening an investigation
into Matt Ryan’s emails. He claims it had no effect — I think it did. It
rattled Ryan, clearly. –Stephen Colbert
The game is fun,
but we all know everyone really tunes in for Bill O’Reilly’s interview with
President Trump. Of course O’Reilly asked about the administration’s head
coach, Vladimir Putin. [plays clip] O’Reilly: “Do you respect Putin?” Trump: “I
do respect him.” O’Reilly: “Putin’s a killer.” Trump: “We've got a lot killers.
What, do you think our country’s so innocent?” Ooh, I know that one: Yes!
–Stephen Colbert
A
president of the United States said, “You think our country’s so innocent?” Has
there ever been a president who hates America more? I mean, besides Jefferson
Davis. –Stephen Colbert
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