"Well,
Hillary Clinton lost her voice last night, did you see that? In the ultimate
irony, she had to ask one of Bill's interns for a throat lozenge." --Jay
Leno
"John McCain says that he's
been tested, re-tested and tested again. And that's just his prostate."
--Jay Leno
"All
the candidates are out there stumping like it's November. Do you know why
campaigns call it stumping? Anybody know? You know where it comes from? It's
interesting. It's called stumping because when you ask them, 'When are we
getting out of Iraq,' they're stumped. 'How about health care?' They're
stumped. 'The economy?' Stumped." --Jay Leno
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