A new report
projects that by 2020 the legal marijuana industry will create more than a
quarter of a million jobs for people to be late to. –Seth Meyers
This isn’t the only
Obama action Trump’s rolling back. He’s going to repeal the Affordable Care
Act, rescind environmental protections — he’s already replaced Michelle’s
vegetable garden with a sandbox full of onion rings. –Stephen Colbert
According to the
administration this wasn’t about persecuting any group; it was strictly a legal
concern [clip of Sean Spicer]: “The president has maintained for a long time
that this is a states’ rights issue.” Oh, grow a pair! Is there a more cowardly
phrase than “this is a states’ rights issue?” “Honey, do you like my new
haircut?” “Uh, I’m gonna leave that decision up to the states.” –Stephen
Colbert
This was
controversial, even within the administration. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos
initially resisted signing off on it because of the potential harm that
rescinding the protections could cause transgender students. But Attorney
General Jeff Sessions, who has opposed expanding transgender rights, pushed DeVos
to relent. “Aw, come on, Betsy, they won’t let me discriminate against black
people. Just give me this one.” –Stephen Colbert
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