Trump’s SCOTUS
nominee is federal judge Neil Gorsuch! No surprise he chose him. He is a strict
constitutional originalist. That means he rules only as the Founding Fathers
intended in cases like “Marbury v. Electricity Is the Devil’s Magic” and “The
People v. Slavery Is Cool, Right?” –Stephen Colbert
We’re just 10 days
in and it feels like it’s total chaos at the White House. This is supposed to
be the honeymoon. How could Trump blow the honeymoon? He’s had three of them.
–Stephen Colbert
Right or wrong,
Trump’s immigration ban has been a PR disaster, with heartbreaking stories like
the 5-year-old boy who was detained for more than four hours and reportedly
handcuffed. AND he’s a U.S. citizen! –Stephen Colbert
Now this sounds
bad, but yesterday White House press secretary Sean Spicer defended the
detainment [plays clip of Spicer]: “To assume that just because of someone’s
age, or gender, or whatever, that they don’t pose a threat would be misguided
and wrong.” Yeah, NOT handcuffing a child is a security risk. We all know kids
go through stages — you’ve got the terrible twos, the fatwa fives, it’s
absolutely terrifying. –Stephen Colbert
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