President Trump
today met with executives from the pharmaceutical industry, and they once again
explained to him that there’s no such thing as Viagra for your hands. –Seth
Meyers
Ikea has designed
an emergency shelter that contains 68 components, and can be assembled in four
hours. Unfortunately [shows photo of scowling Trump] we don’t have that kind of
time. –Seth Meyers
Do you think Donald
Trump is happy to see his wife eating diamonds on the cover of “Vanity Fair?”
Or mad because they put his quote in Spanish? And if it’s in Spanish, does that
mean they had to translate Trump’s original quote from Russian? –Seth Meyers
The Westminster Dog
Show has added three new breeds to its annual events. Said the dogs, “Yeah,
last year’s after party got pretty wild.” –Seth Meyers
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