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Thursday, February 2, 2017

JOKES: there’s no such thing as Viagra for your hands (last year’s after party got pretty wild)



President Trump today met with executives from the pharmaceutical industry, and they once again explained to him that there’s no such thing as Viagra for your hands. –Seth Meyers
Ikea has designed an emergency shelter that contains 68 components, and can be assembled in four hours. Unfortunately [shows photo of scowling Trump] we don’t have that kind of time. –Seth Meyers
Do you think Donald Trump is happy to see his wife eating diamonds on the cover of “Vanity Fair?” Or mad because they put his quote in Spanish? And if it’s in Spanish, does that mean they had to translate Trump’s original quote from Russian? –Seth Meyers
The Westminster Dog Show has added three new breeds to its annual events. Said the dogs, “Yeah, last year’s after party got pretty wild.” –Seth Meyers


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