Today is Groundhog
Day. Punxsutawney Phil came out and saw his shadow, which means Trump is going
to start fights with six more countries. –Jimmy Fallon
Trump is causing
all kinds of trouble this week. In fact, Israel just had to apologize to
Mexico, after their prime minister tweeted support for Trump’s border wall. So
not only has Trump failed to solve the Middle East conflict, somehow he’s
dragged Mexico in the middle of it. –Jimmy Fallon
White House press
secretary Sean Spicer announced that four reporters would receive Skype seats
for press briefings rather than being there in person. Spicer said he picked
the four reporters at random. Then said: “CNN, BuzzFeed, The New York Times,
and Telemundo.” Just random names. –Jimmy Fallon
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