Hooters is opening
a new chain of restaurant called Hoots, where they’re ditching their revealing
outfits. They’re going to have male servers and . . . they just went out of
business. –Jimmy Fallon
It was announced
yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals
from recycled cellphones. Well, they’re going to make the Olympic torch out of
a Samsung Galaxy. –Jimmy Fallon
Today was Groundhog
Day, the day where we predict six more weeks of winter if Punxsutawney Phil
sees his shadow. The groundhog has been predicting weather since 1887 and has
been wrong 61 percent of the time. And yet, this is still front-page news every
year. So I guess fake news isn’t a recent phenomenon. –James Corden
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