Even though our studio can only hold
200 people, Donald Trump’s press secretary says we’ve got 2 MILLION people here
tonight! –Jimmy Fallon
We’re just a few days into Donald
Trump’s presidency. And I don’t know what Trump’s fitness initiative is, but
because of him, millions of women got their steps in this weekend. –Jimmy
Fallon
The Women’s March in Washington was on
Saturday, and it had three times as many people as Trump’s inauguration. When
he was told there were hundreds of thousands of women outside the White House,
Trump said, “Wow, this Trump cologne REALLY WORKS.” –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday was Donald and Melania
Trump’s 12th wedding anniversary. When asked what the traditional 12th
anniversary gift is, Trump said, “I don’t know, I’ve never made it this far.”
–Jimmy Fallon
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