Look, Mr. Trump.
You can refuse to release your taxes, you can call to ban an entire religion,
you can play footsie with a dictator, but calling Meryl Streep overrated? No!
–Stephen Colbert
Trump spokeswoman
and future award-winning Meryl Streep role Kellyanne Conway weighed in on the
reporter controversy by explaining we shouldn't get hung up on little things
like what Donald Trump says and does. –Stephen Colbert
On Friday, the
director of national intelligence released a report that found that Putin
ordered the effort to undermine faith in the election and help Trump.
Apparently, after Russia was embarrassed by the Olympic doping scandal, Putin
wanted to discredit the image of the United States and cast it as hypocritical.
Hey, Putin, we don't need any help looking hypocritical. Okay? We're the
country that invented both chili cheese fries and open heart surgery. We got
this one. –Stephen Colbert

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