First Lady Michelle
Obama gave her final White House speech on Friday where she told young people
to quote, “never fear.” Though it was weird that she told old people to quote,
“Watch your backs.” –Seth Meyers
A man is claiming
that his struggle with sleep-apnea caused him to grope a woman’s breasts on a
flight. Said the woman, “Nice try, Mr. President-elect.” –Seth Meyers
Last night,
President-elect Trump was too focused on defeating ISIS and creating jobs to
pick a fight with a celebrity — just kidding, he tweeted: "Meryl Streep,
one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood." –Stephen Colbert

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