"Vice
President Dick
Cheney, 67 years old
today. What a party. Friends got together and threw a big party for him, and
then Cheney tortured the cake. That was good. Then they all enjoyed playing
shoot the tail off the donkey." --David Letterman
"Not
only Bush will be out of a gig in about a year, but Cheney
will also be out of the office. Don't worry about him. After leaving office,
he's got it all lined up. He is going to be doing a one-man show right here on
Broadway. A one-man show. It's called 'The Angina Monologues.'" --David
Letterman
"Actually,
it was a tough fight for John McCain, because a lot of Florida voters were not
sure about him. You know, at age 71, McCain was a lot younger than most Florida
Republicans. So they were a little leery that some punk is coming in."
--Jay Leno
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