"Giuliani dropped out of the presidential race, but don't
worry about him. He's already busy looking for wife number four." --David
Letterman
"John Edwards also dropped out of the race today. He said he wants to spend more
time with his haircut." --David Letterman
"Don't
worry about Edwards. He's going back to hosting 'Wheel of Fortune,' so he'll be
fine." --David Letterman
"The
Florida retirees didn't go for that Mitt Romney, either. He reminded them of a guy who tries to get a hold of their
nest egg. He reminded them of a guy who sells subdivisions in the Everglades.
He reminded them of the guy who pitches overpriced cemetery plots. He reminded
them of the pharmacist who doesn't accept their prescription plan."
--David Letterman
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