Donald Trump’s
press secretary claims that Trump’s cabinet will be one of the most diverse in
history. Of course he didn’t mean American history, he meant Confederate
history. –Conan O’Brien
The president of
Gambia is refusing to step down, even though the country has elected a new
president. Which raises the question, why can’t we be more like Gambia? –Conan
O’Brien
Today, in his last
full day in office, President Obama commuted the sentences of 330 prisoners.
After hearing this, Melania Trump said, “I hope I’m one of them.” –Conan
O’Brien
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