Where the Hell Is Gambia? (He's already his own clown)

After explaining to the countries of the world that America would leave them alone, he started picking on them: [Trump] "Iran's leaders sow chaos, death, and destruction. Not long ago, Venezuela was one of the richest countries on Earth. Today, socialism has bankrupted the oil-rich nation. China's market distortions and the way they deal cannot be tolerated. Germany will become totally dependent on Russian energy if it does not immediately change course." He's working the room like an insult comic. “Hey, check out Italy over here. You’re not fooling anybody with that big boot. Gambia, we all know their national motto: ‘Where the Hell Is Gambia?’” --Stephen Colbert

Then Trump provided a bold vision for the global migration crisis — let somebody else handle it. [Trump] "Ultimately, the only long-term solution to the migration crisis is to help people build more hopeful futures in their home countries, make their countries great again." He's just talking about a franchise opportunity. It's MAGA-Donald's. He's already his own clown. --Stephen Colbert

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Of course he didn’t mean American history, he meant Confederate history

Donald Trump’s press secretary claims that Trump’s cabinet will be one of the most diverse in history. Of course he didn’t mean American history, he meant Confederate history. –Conan O’Brien

The president of Gambia is refusing to step down, even though the country has elected a new president. Which raises the question, why can’t we be more like Gambia? –Conan O’Brien

Today, in his last full day in office, President Obama commuted the sentences of 330 prisoners. After hearing this, Melania Trump said, “I hope I’m one of them.” –Conan O’Brien