Dozens of
Democratic members of Congress are boycotting Donald Trump's inauguration.
Which is shocking because I didn't know there were still dozens of Democratic
members of Congress. I guessed there were like two left. –Conan O’Brien
There's a new app
out there that describes itself as Tinder for adopting babies. So one day,
siblings will be taunting each other with, "Ha ha, mom right-swiped you.
You shouldn't be here." –Conan O’Brien

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