It is not a good sign when a cover band thinks you're not a legitimate president (Loyal Bushie)

Over the weekend, Donald Trump sent out angry tweets blasting civil rights legend John Lewis. So I guess we all celebrate Martin Luther King Day differently. –Conan O’Brien

A Bruce Springsteen cover band is the latest musical act to drop out of performing at the inauguration. Yeah. That's right. That's the situation we're in right now. It is not a good sign when a cover band thinks you're not a legitimate president. –Conan O’Brien

In an interview yesterday, Donald Trump said he has a replacement for Obamacare that will provide insurance for everybody. Yeah, it's called move to Canada. –Conan O’Brien