All of these
accusations are coming out about Trump’s ties with Russia. In fact, a 2013
interview just resurfaced where Trump says he has a relationship with Vladimir
Putin. While Putin’s like, “Ugh, you poke someone back on Facebook, next thing
you know you’re in a relationship.” –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday, Trump
held his first big press conference since the election, and he got into a
shouting match with a CNN reporter who claims that Trump tried to have him
thrown out. Then the other reporters were like, “Oh, come on. Why does HE get
to leave?” –Jimmy Fallon
Now Penthouse is
offering a million dollars to anyone who has compromising videos of Donald
Trump. When he heard about the offer, Trump provided the videos himself. “I
know a good deal when I see one.” –Jimmy Fallon
Ben Affleck was
patted down by TSA security at Los Angeles International Airport this week.
Though when it was over, the woman whispered, “I’m not in the TSA.” –Jimmy
Fallon
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