Donald Trump
claimed that he decided to settle the Trump University lawsuits so he could
focus on running the country. Then he went back to tweeting insults at the cast
of “Hamilton.” –Jimmy Fallon
Vice
President-elect Mike Pence went to see “Hamilton” over the weekend, and was
booed by people in the audience when he entered the theater. And if the crowd
wasn't mad enough already, Pence waited until a quiet scene to open up a bag of
Skittles. –Jimmy Fallon
The TSA just
released a list of Thanksgiving leftovers that you can carry on and others you
have to check, saying you can bring turkey on the plane but not gravy. Which
will explain things when you’re at airport security and you see a bunch of
people chugging their gravy next to a trash can. –Jimmy Fallon
I read about a
woman from California who is driving by herself across the country to visit
every single Costco in the U.S. So far, she’s traveled 2,000 miles — and that
was just walking through one Costco. –Jimmy Fallon
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