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Thursday, February 11, 2016

You losers did nothing!



Congratulations to Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump on winning their parties' New Hampshire primaries last night! In his speech, Bernie said he couldn't have done it without the support of millions of Americans. While Trump was like, “This was ALL me! You losers did nothing!" –Jimmy Fallon
People say Jeb Bush may be finally hitting his stride; in fact one supporter said that Jeb is getting, quote, “very loose. And when he's loose, he's on fire.” Jeb said he knows people want to see him get loose, because his crowds are always chanting, “Looser! Looser!" –Jimmy Fallon
In related news, Chris Christie just dropped out of the race and endorsed Bernie Sandwich. –Jimmy Fallon


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