A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she
brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.
"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio
system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what
you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!" She drove out,
somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said,
"Nelson."
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got.
If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road
Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an
enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped
toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and
narrowly missed a collision.
"Idiot!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies
and gentlemen, the President of the United States, George W. Bush."
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