Mrs. Trump said she had about 4.5 billion reasons

Although she herself is an immigrant, Donald Trump’s wife Melania says she is fine with her husband’s tough anti-immigration stance. When asked why, Mrs. Trump said she had about 4.5 billion reasons. –Conan O’Brien

After he won yesterday's Nevada caucus, Donald Trump said, "I love the poorly educated." Trump then said, "And when I’m president there’ll be more of them than ever." –Conan O’Brien

When asked about Cuba Gooding Jr.’s portrayal of him, O.J. Simpson said he’s "not tall enough and his head is too small." Simpson then said, "Also, he didn't kill my wife." –Conan O’Brien