Trump
won the Nevada caucuses in every demographic last night. He won white men,
white women, white rich people, and white poor people. Rural whites, urban whites.
He got one vote from a Chinese guy, which was nice. –Jimmy Kimmel
Dr.
Ben Carson finished a distant fourth in Nevada. He only got 5 percent of the
vote. But for some reason he's still not dropping out. He's promised to
continue on. He said, "I believe that things are starting to happen
here." You know it's time to drop out when it has been weeks since Donald
Trump even bothered to call you a moron. –Jimmy Kimmel
I
was thinking about why Ben Carson is still running today and my first guess is
he's retired and he's bored. He has $10 million in the bank. Why not run? But
there's another possibility. Maybe he's sleepwalking. –Jimmy Kimmel
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