Pope
Francis loudly scolded a fan in Mexico yesterday after the man grabbed his arm
and pulled him down. And after hearing that the Pope yelled at a Mexican,
Donald Trump converted to Catholicism. –Seth Meyers
Donald
Trump said at a recent campaign rally that he has “never met a human being
who’s lied” as much as Ted Cruz. Then Melania said, “You tell ’em, handsome!”
--Seth Meyers
A
cellist in Oregon was arrested after police found over 100 pounds of marijuana
in his car trunk. Thankfully, when they pulled him over, he didn’t resort to
violins. --Seth Meyers
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