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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Just how much does it cost to move to Canada?



Ted Cruz's victory last night raises a lot of questions, like one: "Can he keep this momentum going into New Hampshire?" And two: "Just how much does it cost to move to Canada?" –James Corden
People have unearthed a tweet from 2013 where Donald Trump tweeted: "Nobody remembers who came in second." Famously said by Walter Hagen. And if anyone can tell you who won't be remembered, it's Walter Hagen. Donald Trump really has egg on his face now which pairs nicely with the hash browns on the top of his head. –James Corden
Last night was caucus night in Iowa and Ted Cruz was the winner on the Republican side with 28 percent of the vote. Donald Trump came in second with 24 percent, and Marco Rubio is right behind him with 23 percent. Third is pretty good considering the fact that most Iowa voters think that Marco Rubio is a game you play in the swimming pool. –Jimmy Kimmel


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