"President Bush's daughter Jenna was cited for
underage drinking. That's too bad, when you see something like that happen. She
was apparently slurring words, couldn't remember the alphabet. Oh, wait a minute.
That's her father." —David Letterman
"Jenna and Barbara Bush celebrated their 21st
birthday last week with a party at the Cheers Shot bar in Austin. Following
Bush tradition, the drinking started at 5 p.m. and will end in 19 years."
—Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"
"President Bush's twin daughters, Barbara and Jenna,
turned 21 on Monday. After receiving their birthday cake, Barbara and Jenna
made a wish and then blew a .25 on the breathalyzer. ... The White House would
not release a statement on how the twins celebrated the milestone, but they did
say Dick Cheney's undisclosed location was totally trashed." —Craig
Kilborn
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