"Rick Perry, what a good-looking guy he is. As a
requirement for being a Republican candidate for president, you have to look
good in a mug shot. I hope this doesn't ruin his chances of being our next dumb
president from Texas." –David Letterman
"Anthony Weiner is opening a restaurant. Honest to God,
how many of you — other than losing a bet, how many of you would go to have a
meal at Anthony Weiner's restaurant? Plus it's a drive-thru. You pull your car
up, you roll down your window, and you scream your order right into his
fly." –David Letterman
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