"President Bush this week said that between going to war
and raising twins, he'd pick war. His daughters Jenna and Barbara then sent him
a big bag of pretzels for the Super Bowl." —Dennis Miller
"Newsweek magazine says that President Bush is
determined not to make the same mistakes as his father did, you know like
letting his kids get involved in politics." —Jay Leno
"President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney are
scheduled to testify before the 9/11 commission. I guess right now they're
finalizing the seating arrangements. Should Bush sit on Cheney's right knee or
his left knee?" —Jay Leno
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